What if it Snows?

Thought you were asking what we would rather eat

 

Not enough even for a mountain goat like me

 

mystery solved ...time too eat

 

You'll have to refresh my memory because my Alzheimer's is worse than my diabeetus.

 

The trinity of cooking.
Onions, garlic and tomatoes.
If you add carrot, celery and potatoes, you better have a pork shoulder and a big pot for a boiled dinner. If you want to go full azores island style, you’ll need to add linguica, chorico and some cabbage.

 

Wouldn’t ever say anything to the other half, but it’s gonna be a sad day when the Hell ##### decides she’s lived long enough

 

Celery is only good for potato salad or slathering with huge gobs of peanut butter. Cooking it or attempting to use it for anything else will render it poisonous and will cause fire to shoot from your bunghole.

 

Blasphemy— jambalaya would not be jambalaya without celery

 

After perusing the ingredients for jambalaya, I saw a couple of other toxic and deadly ingredients.

Tomatoes are deadly no matter how you try to eat or prepare them. They cause instant fire from your bunghole followed quickly by death. As everyone knows, death hurts really bad, so don't eat tomatoes.

Secondly, carrots will cause fire to shoot from your bunghole once they are cooked. Eat them raw to prevent severe burnholes in your Fruit of the Looms.

 

Supper time