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What is the dumbest thing you've done while trucking?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by zoekatya, Apr 24, 2014.

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  1. Apr 25, 2014 #41
    Chinatown

    Chinatown Road Train Member

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    I don't get it!
    Also, why were your cheeks a deep shade of crimson; wearing Depends and got diaper rash?
    Think I better go check my blood/sugar level; my brain is out of whack or something.
     
    Chinatown, Apr 25, 2014
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  3. Apr 25, 2014 #42
    Finalsomnia

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    I have no idea what went on here, but it sounds suspiciously like the start of a letter submitted to an (ahem) Adult Entertainment Magazine.
     
    Finalsomnia, Apr 25, 2014
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  4. Apr 25, 2014 #43
    witch.dokta

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    Or a scene from the new Deliverance movie...
     
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  5. Apr 25, 2014 #44
    stayinback

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    I guess you had to be there.......or I should have explained in better detail....

    The Driver of the munson truck was Pretty High..The Passenger was Extremely Stoned...It didnt hit me until they Both just Smiled at me..i put 2 and 2 together and Figured out why The Driver didnt set his brakes..And why the Passenger Just sat there expressionless while the truck gently Rolled by itself into mine.....

    Just picture (if you can) a Truck Rolling by itself WITH someone in the Passenger Seat Just sitting there Not Knowing What Going On
     
    stayinback, Apr 25, 2014
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  7. Apr 25, 2014 #45
    nightgunner

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    Sounds like every Swift or JB Hunt truck on the road.
     
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  8. Apr 25, 2014 #46
    zoekatya

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    I was in a hurry last week at the fuel pumps at Pilot and pulled off. Someone was honking next to me on I95 and pointing. I pulled over and the diesel handles were still in my tanks with the hose tangling on the ground. Somewhere there's a Pilot missing two pumps along i95.

    I had very heavy load when I pulled off on an off ramp to check the quelcomm. When I pulled off in first I had forgot to release the brakes because I was in a hurry and ended up snapping the u joints to the drive axle. Went snap!

    The lessen is always take you're time. Because when you get in a hurry ##### happens!
     
    zoekatya, Apr 25, 2014
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  9. Apr 25, 2014 #47
    mrbmg

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    Ah about 16 years ago a month gone from getting my cdl I sat in a truck and couldn't get the #### thing to start to save my life. Tried everything, so I thought. Got a mechanic over there. He looked around for about ten minutes and started to get flustered a little. I jumped back in and tried once more and nothing. Don't know why or what made me think to do this but I decided to push the clutch in, AND TAKE IT OUT OF FIRST GEAR! Started right up like a charm after that.

    *bows* Thank you, Thank you.
     
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  10. Apr 25, 2014 #48
    realsupatrucka

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    Was going west bound stopped at a truck stop...and got back on the interstate and went east 63 miles out the way lol
     
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  11. Apr 25, 2014 #49
    mrbmg

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    ####. For some reason 55N to 57N always screws me lol. I've missed it 2 weeks in a row before 30 miles up 55 lol
     
    mrbmg, Apr 25, 2014
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  12. Apr 25, 2014 #50
    nightgunner

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    Came off of 210 in Lake Charles, LA. Went East on I10 30 miles before I realized my permits had me going 2 miles west to catch the next hwy. The best part I was OD and got stopped my a Parish Deputy once I got back to the correct exit. I did pass my level 3 with no problem :biggrin_255:
     
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