What should I do? Seriously for real.

Discussion in 'Ask An Owner Operator' started by supergreatguy, Feb 18, 2022.

  1. TallJoe

    TallJoe Road Train Member

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    It is somewhat awkward for an intelligent man to admit to have been met by aliens because they are going to think that you are either crazy or pulling their leg. What's worst is that whenever you will be rewarded enough credibility on the right level, certain governmental agencies might be interested in your story, which at that point, it may or may not become too bothersome and that sort of fame won't pay your bills.
    Let me offer an example, if in today's cost of diesel, those aliens were to offer you a special diesel elixir that by adding a drop to your tanks, the fuel mileage would increase from 6.5 mpg to 1000 mpg, imagine what audits those IFTA reports would generate!
    You'd have to prove that this elixir exists, which means you'd have to hand it to them...which I am sure would mean that it would be confiscated. Therefore, even if such things were to happen, folks would rather keep it to themselves. As far as IFTA reports...you'd have to get creative there...because your being honest could harm you in a bad way. On the other hand, it would be kind of awkward to falsify them to your own disadvantage by, for instance, reporting fuel that you never bought...lol. With that elixir, at the current cost of fuel of nearing $1 per every travelled mile, you would be very competitive. $1.5 dol per mile freight could mean for you that it is not that bad rate at all. If you ever encounter aliens don't you hesitate to ask them for a vial of the Diesel Improved Efficiency Additive, otherwise known as DIEA. Be careful, though, about what aliens you're lucky or unlucky to met...for example of you see Spielberg's IT or those little creatures form Spielberg's "Close Encounters of the 3rd degree" you'd be all right (I think) but if you see the Xenomorphs from "Alien" by Ridley Scott movie, you had better ask for nothing, just run, run, run as fast you can.
     
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  3. mjd4277

    mjd4277 Road Train Member

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    Xenomorphs will give you free hugs-the side effects are acidic blood and an agonizing painful death!!
     
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  4. TallJoe

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    I think I saw one on Donner's pass about a decade ago...she jumped on my roof, the tail was already in motion to pierce me through but at the same instant I flipped the jake brakes and she slid down to towards the lake down there...I never heard any stories so I hope it killed that xenomorph for good.
     
  5. mjd4277

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    They aren’t officially dead until you take an M41A pulse rifle and drill their a s s or a Smart Gun or nuke em!!!
    It’s the only way to be sure! LOL
     
  6. scoobertdoo

    scoobertdoo Road Train Member

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    I once found an honest woman.


    Lol, not really.
     
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