Whats the stupidest thing you've heard on the CB?

Just this past week i was on I 10, bad wreck e/b, backed up 15-20 miles, it was bad!, anyhow, the pilot in eloy is where im parked for the night, drivers going w/b are giving e/b a heads up on the wreck and the the 15 mile back up. suggesting they get off at the eloy exit and take the frontage road, well those girls advertizing for the truck wash kept inturuppting and saying their little speach about how much each tire and tank would coast, they piss me off to no end, specialy when the traffic is backed up as bad as it was down there that day, all guys wanted to hear were other ways around the wreck, no to mention that they are breaking the fcc rules buy putting ads on the cb radio. fcc should enforce that crap.!!!!

 

other than the " I'm not wearing any socks" today was the best, I don't know if it was a couple of local 4 wheelers or what but this guy was whining that these other two guys were tying up the channel for days and not letting other people a chance to talk, I replied with "get a bigger radio"

 

You didn't hear the original... The original has been gone awhile now. You heard a copy cat.

The dumbest thing I heard....

Rolling across I-84 in New York a driver was talking about his total knowledge of trucking. According to the way he was talking... He was gods gift to trucking. So I asked him... "Driver, how long you've been driving?" He replied "7 months!"

 

That's not exactly going to solve it. Better just to find the two and introduce a pin into their coax, then snip off the ends flush. They'd pull their hair out of their heads trying to find the short.

 

There's a guy going "meow meow meow meow meow meow" up in Illinois somewhere. I heard him before around Chicago and again last night coming across 64.

 

2 guys tring to fix a CB set one one found the problem a resistor in BACKWARD ......

I got one heck of a chuckle out of them ......

 

My personal favorite has to be out of the Flying Fishhook in Gary, IN, back in '99. I pulled in, and got a spot on the back row, as was and continues to be my habit (and yet, I still don't get bothered by lot lizards!). I had two wonder-idiots arguing and screaming back and forth about how they were gonna kick each others' azzes. Well, heck, I was bored, didn't have anything to do until the next morning, and I appreciate watching a good fight as well as the next guy. So I keyed up and told them to hurry up and get it over with, since I wanted to watch, and had to crash out soon. Of course, I got told to shaddup by both of them. So I got pissed, grabbed my portable, and went for a walk. And these guys were sounding downright mean and ugly toward one another. To listen to them, you woulda thought they were just itching to kill one another. Well, long story short, I finally found them. Two Swift drivers (amazing that two Swift drivers could afford radios, I know!) sitting side by side, both drivers in the bunks with the curtains closed and the CB mic cord running straight back into the sleeper. Needless to say, once I pointed them out to the other drivers, they both shut up. And left. Bloody cowards. I really was looking forward to watching a good fight, and there weren't any pimps around that night.

 

you obviously havent been around very many truck stops with the cb on.

I have heard people advertising anything from peaks and tweaks to noise toys and what ever else you could want for your radio. I have also heard people advertising curtains.

 

Just to name a few!
1. Aint got no panties on !
2.Bob A Booie!
3.RAAADDIIOO check
4.AUUUUUUUUUDIO AUUUUDIO!
5.And the guy that sounds like female prostitute selling!
6.Pull over "STOP" your wheels are turnin!
7.Bobtail looks like you forgot ur trailer!