What's Wrong with Fingerless Gloves?

yes, "hangers" can be quite LARGE...!!!

uh.......i'm taking a 5th.....of Jack....."single barrel"....... then i'll get back to you....

 

They had been having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the same time, still deep in conversation.

But Fred could hardly ignore the fact that Chas was very well endowed.

"I say, that's a remarkable donger you have there old boy," Fred was prompted to remark.

"Wasn't always that way," replied Chas, "Medical science can do wonders with transplants these days," he said. "I got this done over in Harley Street, England, cost a thousand bucks, but as you can see, well worth every cent."

Fred was very envious. In fact, he packed his bag that night and flew off to the Old Dart first thing.

It was a good six months later before he ran into his old cobber once again and Fred could hardly wait to tell him that he had taken his advice and was well pleased with the result.

"But Chas, I will tell you something else," said Fred. "You were diddled, I got mine for $500, not a thousand."

Chas could hardly believe it. Same address on Harley Street, same doctor. Complaining that he had been ripped off, he asked Fred if he could take a look.

Once more they lined up at the porcelain, when Chas took a peek over the partition, the worried frown which had creased his face disappeared. "No wonder," he laughed. "That's my old one!"

 

Are you proud of you're self now? See what you started!

 

What's wrong with them?....
Perhaps this short but educational video will answer your question....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD797xtrNCc

 

That was good. dont turn your back on him.Jeff dunham, is one of the funniest.

 

*sobs and whines*

I had to drive from the truckstop to the shipper.........my laptop went into sleep mode and I lost the purty picture of Mastertwinkletoes that I was working on.

 

okay


Strangely I never saw anyone post about a specific person only "icons" or "types" until you posted in protest. However........in the spirit of goodwill, friendliness, not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings and the fact that I'm sort of tired of people getting their panties in a twist I hereby do publically apologize for creating a fictional character with all the attributes I described.

*does a little bow and waves to the audience as I leave the stage*

 

I'm gonna start a new trend.


I'm only gonna wear the fingers of the gloves, not the rest of them. Then I'll be way cool too.

Still won't be able to back up, keep my truck in my own lane, read a map, or do pre-trips...but I'll sure be a looker!

 

I've wore fingerless, black leather gloves since I first watched Patrick Swayze in Black Dog.