Where are you

Maudlin, SC

 

Dinner with friends in Reno,NV.

 

I55 ex91 in Mo... headed to Lexington, Tn, got a preplan that picks up in Olive Branch and goes to Miami.. maybe a better then average week after all.

 

Another night at the ESA. My load won't be at the terminal until tomorrow. So, I'm chillin' on my own $$$ tonight.

Turkey Day will be spent in Cheyenne after two stops. One in Harrisonville MO and another in North Platte NE.

 

Des Moines, Ia. Loaded and rolling west to riverside, ca. See y'all out their.

 

You failed to give out the 1-900 number to use.

So your saying he cant pick better people to ask for money?

I left last week and was there the week before that, cupcake. And now you show up.


Home and if you dont know where that is, well look at the top right corner of this post.

 

Loves in Murfreesboro Tennessee til early morning

 

sitting on top of MontEagle in Tn..
sure is hard to drive at night when the only lights you have are turn signals and brake lights...drag this thing home when sun comes up and park it right in the shop.

 

ok, just had two shocking moments inside the Huddle House that's attached to this truck stop..

first one was an older (than me) country fella, had, nutt huggin jeans, hat, dinner plate for a belt buckle and a southern draw as grand as the Mississippi Delta.. i can hear him talking behind me to some lady.. donno what she looked like, didn't turn around.. but out of no where i hear "I like big butts and i can not lie" (ring tone) and i'm thinking it's like a waitress or someone 25 and below who's phone is going, and then i hear it stop and the country fella say "Hello", i had a mouth full of scrambled eggs and bacon, and it took all i had not to let it fly back out my mouth, i think a piece actually when up towards my nose. The guy next to me turned around and looked over his shoulder with the "WTF" look on his face.

Second incident got started when the guy next to me said something about the Presidential Canidates (tv was on but muted) and i told him i never pay it any mind because they can say what they want in a debate, but the bottom line is that they're gonna get elected into a jacked up position from the get go. Either the people will like him and over look everything that's ### backwards or they'll hate him and blame everything the previous four presidents allowed to happen on him. Another driver chimes in who believes he's a political major and gives his spill (i'm really not caring right about now) and out of no where, this really old country guy (bout 70 or just had a rough life) yells from a booth, "it's that dymn O'Bama!!" then (and no bullsh yte) burps and farts!!! His wife says, "Harold, watch your manners"... i got up and paid my ticket after that one.. it was just a little too much going on in there.

 

Thanks man I needed the laugh. Whats funniest is I laughed too hard and farted and my wife yelled at me and that caused me to laugh even harder which made her mad. Then she read your post and realized what I was laughing about.