Where is everyone #5

When you own a 20x black Stetson and she wants to put you in a black cardboard ya I hadda make that call. Besides I ain't all bout parade in round another mans hitchin' especially feeling like it ain't his last

 

I only go to the first wedding and at this point I’m only going to close relatives weddings.

 

He requires numerous follow up calls, I'm being serious. His phone rings constantly all day long. Unless you are a driver here you literally have to keep calling him.
I didn't know you called or I would have stepped in.

 

I wish I had it too. It was a lil sweetheart

 

I have yet to ever be invited.

And that’s just fine by me.

 

I’ve got nieces getting married soon and I won’t miss those but I’m not going to a friends of a friends wedding anymore

 

I have been to 2 that I paid for - you aren’t missing that muck. And I didn’t even wear a tie or jacket to the second one.

 

Good news for me today!

The replacement Jaguar engine went into my Land Rover and is running great!

Now I have a car again ...although it and I are in Missouri

 

You put me on a real rollercoaster of emotions reading this post. Up, down, up, up some more. Off the rails terrified when I saw the last part about Missouri. Took me a second before I could calm down enough to remember that the good news is that Glair's out surfing in Savannah.
Whew !
Close call..

 

Just so you folks know, I was only mowing and fueling the ride. Back to normal now. I really like square toe boots, but size 14 look like flippers.