Where is everyone #5

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  1. Lysdexis

    Lysdexis Road Train Member

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    15 miles out from the home 20
     
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  3. Brettj3876

    Brettj3876 Road Train Member

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    I about pooped my pants. Rain coming down sideways in morning rush on 78. All sudden wipers quit and thank God the shoulder was wide enough. Don't know what happened because they decided to start working again. Wide awake now
     
  4. OLDSKOOLERnWV

    OLDSKOOLERnWV Captain Redbeard

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    Innocent remark??? No, she’s fishing!! One thing I’ve learned about marriage and woman, be smart enough to know when to play dumb....;) My wife does the same things, they like to know they’re number 1 at all times.....
     
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  5. PoleCrusher

    PoleCrusher Road Train Member

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    "Yes honey, she is. But ya know what?"

    "What?"

    "She ain't got nothin' on you, cause you're smokin' HOT!"
     
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  6. jamespmack

    jamespmack Road Train Member

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    Or throw them way off.

    "I cant believe her, she left the house looking like that"

    What do you mean.

    "You didnt see those ugly **s shoes?"

    Keep on walking.
     
  7. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    You have a great many women who nowadays seem to think that a relationship has to have drama. I don’t understand, just telling you what I’ve seen.

    A friend of mine, young Man, 30, was dating this girl whom he had met while stationed in Germany. He had been out in the truck for at least 4 months. Freight rates went into the toilet and he was looking for a decent load out of Texas for 7 axles without much luck. Girlfriend tells him to go home and ride the motorcycle for a few days with the club. He does. Deadheads home and gets on the bike, meets up with the club and they ride.

    Girlfriend gets mad because he doesn’t stay on the phone as long as he was while in the truck. Accuses him of cheating. “What do I do, Six?”

    Nothing. Without trust, relationships die a horrible death.

    “Well, she broke up with me. Even blocked me on facebook. Said that she will never speak to me again.”

    She will call you in a week.

    “I don’t think so, she’s very stubborn.”

    (later that week)

    “Guess who called me today???”
     
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  8. Superhauler

    Superhauler TEACHER OF MEN

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    All I can think of is .....lack of mental control on her part. ......she lacks the power to control him.
     
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  9. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Road Train Member

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    Thompson Falls is beautiful country, but I just couldn’t convince myself to haul cheap lumber. Or convince myself to go home empty. So I guess I’ll play the same game again Monday in Colorado.
     
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  10. FoolsErrand

    FoolsErrand Road Train Member

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    "She's really pretty."


    "Yeah but her lumber sucks. Whatd you do this mornin babe?"
     
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  11. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Cheap and heavy.
     
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