Where is everyone #5

Hot D amn!!! That truck sure is photogenic..

 

Oh boy that fits my list. Except the 9 speed.

 

Just an fyi. Never drop your trailer and be wary of where you park if you've ever got a load of shingles. They're a high theft item and thieves will steal the truck and trailer just for the shingles if left unattended for too long.

 

Convert it to a 13.

 

From my own short comings, I will advise anyone over 25 to avoid the bar tenders and waitresses. A night of fun sure, but not long term because they will hold you at their level of poverty.

With that said, you treat them well, others see it. Women notice. You find a table of 40-60 yearold ladys, just striking up a convo will melt their hearts. They aren't used to men their age conversating with them, let alone a younger guy. If you make them die in laughter and your getting one of their daughters phone numbers. Or if your into it one of theirs. But remember the ladys your after are watching you at the same time.

 

Well aware, but you ever drive a converted trans from the 80's with straight cut gears?

You better like gear whine. Swap a RTLO with helical cut gears. Nice and quiet.

 

First time having a buffet breakfast that is delivered to your table. They bring it out and refill what disappears......

 

I did not not say, "Don't go", I said to be observant if you did go. It's a game they play at the strip club. The guy who falls in love with a stripper is the biggest loser in the place. He blows thousands upon thousands of dollars on one girl, comes in every day, hoping that she will fall in love with him...and she's playing him. Identify him. He's the guy who will become angry with you after he's given her $600 that night and then she walks over to you when his pockets dry out. Try not to laugh. Identify the alpha female...the stripper who the other girls are afraid of and who get's first choice of the patrons. Identify the lesbians. It's educational. It will help you to become observant in other areas.

 

I didn't say anything about trying to take them home. Just speak to them. He's a young guy working who wants to meet a female. The barkeep or waitress his age is supporting a bum. She meets guys like John all the time, but the guys she dates are bums. She believes that she can fix him or change him from a bum to a decent guy.

EDIT: That is a great suggestion to strike up a convo with the the older ladies. Conversation an art, rare among young people. The older ladies are the absolute masters.

 

Oh I know buddy. Just quoted you for the sake of conversation.