Where is everyone #5

As of last night we're officially empty nesters...

Party at the Crusher house lol.

 

Wow big week buddy.

I have one goal left in life. To live long enough for my daughter to have her own place and first nice party as a adult. Just so dad can wonder in drunk in his underwear just one time.

 

At least you said you'd be in your underwear.

 

That was awesome. Those guys gotta be thinking, "They actually pay us for this, if they only knew..."

 

NP.
I edited the last post for your great suggestion.

The big problem in relationships is that guys and girls will do certain things to attract each other, but once they get together, they drop the act. The strip club is all an act. The waitress and barkeep dating the bum...how did the bum get her? He wasn't a bum when they hooked up. He was the dishwasher or something like that. Every other guy came in there, hit on her, tells her stupid pickup lines. The dishwasher got her with every day conversation. She gets hooked, lets him move in, and suddenly, his true colors show. He quits his job, she gets irate, and then she gets pregnant. Gotcha!

Was standing in line at a cash register. The cashier, a short stout middle age Mexican woman added my items up and told me $7.77.

I said to her, "Wish I were in Vegas, today would have been my lucky day."

She responded, "Yes, you could get lucky today."

I laughed, "Wouldn't that be something...me getting lucky today."

She laughed out loud and I walked away.

My friend waiting on me said, "Six, that was smooth. Too bad she wasn't good looking."

I corrected him, "If you only talk to women that you are attracted to, you will not be able to converse well."

In other words, you know how women always complain that men don't listen to them? The reason why guys fail at listening so dismally is because they only do it to girls that they find attractive. Once they get together, he's going to automatically go back to his real self and be unable to converse and listen to her and she will hate him. Likewise, a girl will work on her looks and doll herself up, do her hair and nails and act sweet...but as soon as she has her hooks in you, she quits smiling and dolling herself up and you realize that you have a hellspawn in your bed. If you actually listened to her, you would have realized that she was hellspawn. Better get her out the door before she pulls that internal ripcord and blows up 3X her original size!

 

The place I was parking at had cameras, but after accidentally blocking a freakin’ dumpster even though there were no signs or anything saying not to park there (open little gravel lot) the guy decorated my truck with printer paper probably saying something to the respect of “You’re blocking my dumpster you stupid trucker, move it or else I’m towing you” and I likely overstayed my welcome rofl I honestly didn’t even see a dumpster, just got as close as I could to another truck to make room for another one to do an easy straight back; I live about 5 miles out of the city limits in what’s been referred to as a “settlement” since my family owned over 100 acres out here, but since broke it up after my grandpa’s dad left his kids their own parcels or something like that, surrounded by family out here

 

Husbands also forget or just stop flirting with their wives. Back when I was young and AOL was popular I seemed to attract a lot of married women. Wasn't trying to or anything. Just a natural flirt. Plus I complemented them. Could not figure out why. GF of mine basically said, "because their husbands don't make them feel special and you do."

 

Lotta truth there... I was a county deputy once and did 4 years in the cell blocks, that was a learning experience for sure. One thing I noticed was how many hot girls came in on visiting day to visit these losers. Seemed like the worst the dirtbag was and treated them, the better they liked them, strange indeed.

Johnny Lee, remember him? He had a song once, something like looking for love in all the wrong places....

 

I second this approach.

I was a young man, still in the Army, 20 years old, without a clue as to how to talk to women. A friend of mine made the comment one day, "Man, every time we go out, you always strike out, what's the deal?"

See, it should have been easy. All the clubs around a post, are filled with women looking for military men. Most guys had no problems, didn't matter if they wanted to hook up or get married, they just went and took their pick. But not me, I couldn't get a date to save my life.

So one Saturday, my friend comes to my room, says get ready man, we're going out, and you're going to learn to talk to women.

We ended up at a little bar way outside of town. This was a place full of middle aged people, most of them married, and no one "looking". I asked my buddy, what the heck are we doing here? He tells me to just relax, we're not here for anything but laughs.

After a while a group of 4 ladies come in and take a table, they were all in their 50's, attractive, and all had wedding rings. Maybe a half hr later, my friend gets up and goes to their table, and asks if any of them would like to dance. Sure enough, he had three takers, and he takes all three to the dance floor.

Now sitting there alone, I'm like, WTH? So I go over and ask the one left, if I can sit while we watch our friends make fools of themselves. She says sure, as long as you don't mind the company of an old lady. I said something to the effect that she didn't look very old, and was an attractive woman.

Then we started to talk, just talk, with no expectations or games. It was so relaxed, and fun, and real. The six of us ended up spending the whole evening, just having a good time joking around, talking, dancing, and drinking.

The next weekend, we went out, and women started to approach me. I went from not being able to get one to give me the time of day, to having them ask me. Now it's not that I was having to beat them off or anything, so nobody think I'm saying something I'm not.

 

LOL

It's actually a weird feeling. We're kind of like... "Come back home and annoy us" and "Yeah... party time for the adults now", all at the same time.

Speaking of, bunch of nurses having a party here Saturday for my wife, with today being her last day there and all. So I may have to call for a rescue from a bunch of drunk females lol.