Where is everyone #5

He did say he was paying a #### ton on insurance . But never said a number. No cdl no authority . I told him if he gets pulled over , theres gonna be alot of questions to answer.

Then he says " when u saw me pull up next to u, what did u think?"

"Idk just somebody pulling a horse trailer around, had all the rodeo stickers on the back , looked like somebody pulling their pony around"

"Exactly my point, dot doesnt look twice at me, sometimes they chase me from the scales then they see the rodeo stickers and bale of hay up top , then they turn off and go back, never a 2nd look"

He really had that #### down to a science.

 

Crap, insurance is the only thing that’s holding me back; my buddy has a truck and a 20 foot trailer which isn’t much I guess but it sounds pretty dang good just to get started lol

 

The other white meat.

 

You know one of these days the neighbors are gonna come at you with pitch forks, torches and a noose for eating their pets Florida Man hehehe

 

I think they cook iguana down there

 

I had to wrassle that hog and kill it with a pen knife.

 

Idk man with the knife I got I might have to join Florida Man lmfao

 

Well he was going after the PBR. So I had to act fast.

 

This is the part where my inner Louisiana man says “wtf is wrong with some good bbq iguana” hahaha I like gumbo, crawfish, crab, etc; never had iguana though it would be among the first things I’d spear if I were stuck on a freakin island or something, or in the swamp