Where is everyone #5

Well I made the dumb mistake of reactivating Tinder. When the hell did smoking weed become a personality trait? Over half the women 25-35 mention it within the first 3 sentences.

 

These days its: "can I sit 6 feet from you girl?"

 

We might need to hide your tools..LOL

 

It's the same way down here. Like good lord, I don't care

 

Well if I had some NOS I could get up these hills faster I’ll go buy some at the truck stop and pour it in the def tank

 

An interesting dilemma. In one gym, it’s mostly frumpy women and a scattering of timid males. The other is filled mostly with guys who act like Connor McGregor but move like Robocop and really hot girls who are demanding everyone’s attention but will become enraged if you speak to them. Idiots.

 

Hahah ! Yep it seems every girl is like that. I remeber when if u smoked weed u were like some rebel ###### . And im not even that old! Guess its the cool thing to do now? I get a better high from trucking

 

So I got impatient earlier when pumping def, pulled out the nozzle and didn’t realize the lever was still pulled back and if anyone was watching on the cameras I’m sure it went something like this, “Mother of god, that redneck has finally gone over the edge! He’s soaking his truck in fuel and he’s about to burn it down! Well I guess if I drove for Western Express I’d do the same.” I can now confirm through extensive research that def does not make you high because I got it all on my pants legs and I need a shower because I smell like cat pee.

@MACK E-6 this ones for you hehe so I was trying to think of some new cool targets to shoot and since I as a redneck like things that go boom I thought of this: case of coleman propane bottles, duct tape, road flares and a 6 pack