Where is everyone #5

A little morning fuel....

 

No. 6.5 hours is 5 hours to long

 

Man if I ate all that I'd have to roll over and go back to bed!! Lol! And I'm a Fatboy!!

 

Funny you say that, I had a dream that I sold my W9 and bought a Volvo.

I think it was cuz the job we were just on (for 3 weeks) was a tight area to back into. The good drivers in the Volvo’s could usually get in in one shot, but I usually had to pull up so cuz my no-turning behemoth could get back under the trailer.

 

I seriously need to experience a place called Biscuit World.

 

Welp. I overslept.

Think I may have just ruined my ability to kick this off Friday.

 

Hanging out around south carolina today, got my a/c fixed again last night, needless to say I've been miserable the past 2 weeks without it.

 

Easily solved. First, cover camera, disable elogs and gps tracking. Then leave dispatch a voice mail of a muffled scream.

Mysteriously arrive at destination on Friday. Put a bandana gag in your mouth, a little makeup to simulate a black eye, some red food coloring for blood. Hook everything back up.

Text dispatch that the kidnappers have set you free and let them see on camera that you're still gagged (just hold you hands behind your back so they think you've been tied up. Explain that the kidnappers didn't leave behind any fingerprints and you are not pressing charges because you just want it all behind you.

You've got a slim chance of success, so keep a contigency plan.

 

Now U see where the term "Dispatcher Brains" came from

 

Why didnt you just cut a huge hole in the bunk and put a window unit in?