Where is everyone #5

Your precious pretty looking truck still looks great! Very well taken care of. What a jewel...

 

Hey... You beat me to that Mr. @otherhalftw ....
"A babe to boot..." You know Professor, that when you talk in slangs like that, you lose me...

 

"to boot"....same as ... "in addition to" .... not to kick!

 

Hey Rocks It’s been a while. Your Dad wasn’t doing too well. Good to see you got back home

 

Yeah you don't want to be kicking rocks!

(Typically "kicking rocks" is an expression used when someone has been fired or told to leave.) Kind of a play on words here.

 

close as I could get....close sounding but wrong country!

 

aren't you punny? aint you just the sweetest thing....(inflect some southern drawl...)

pooppers....manilow is still playing in the background......AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

 

@Rocks .... you'd be proud of me today...picked some strawberries from the garden, topped them then cruched them to go with the home made (right out of the box ) Angel Food cake for desert, after the pasta with fresh (from the garden) tomato sauce, home made meat balls...(not on your list I know). Chopped up a pineapple for snacks....I'm slowly becoming a Mr. homemaker.....pfffft!

 

So on scale of 1 to 10, how redneck is it to be barbecuing in a Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt while drinking wine straight from the bottle whilst rocking a mullet?

Asking for a friend

 

It would score a full 10 if......you hooked up some killer speakers playing LS at full volume so all the neighbors can share...