Where is everyone #5

Yeah man, no more Valley. I'm back on my own now and under my own authority again.

 

@Hurricane69

You will not believe this. There was a accident in my front yard today.

 

Yes, they were made in the 80’s. I think the one Freddy has is a 1987 model. It’s all he’s ever used to mow since his yard is real rolling with steep areas......

 

Sorry I probably jinxed ya

I think I'd be installing some guardrail before they end up in the house

 

A gotta go mow the campground...er... backyard.

Having a birthday party for one of the grandsons Sunday and my daughter is bringing her camper tonight.

 

I'm not home yet, guess yard is torn up. Don't have pics or info yet. Just know mail lady seen it.

They speed to much, but if I go and complain, and the start stopping speeders. My wife will be the first ticket.

 

Paying the tickets sounds a lot easier than continually fixin' the yard. I'd be pissed!!!

 

What did you hit/run over?

 

Sort of a long one here.
We had a similar problem on the road we lived on. Almost 3 miles, straight and flat. Started to be a drag strip/race track.

Was in reasonable terms with some county types.
Had them come out and paint 10 inch wide strips across the road, then outline them in black. Put up signs next to them that said “speed bump”
It worked for a while.

The best part was seeing people who didn’t know that it was just paint slamming the brakes. Lots of skid marks around them.

 

did you at least remember to wear your brown pants?