Where is everyone #5

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  1. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    “Stupid” is the One World Religion. Stupid is so prevalent today that you cannot avoid it. All age groups. Everyone you meet, bet on them being stupid. It is actually surprising and refreshing to meet someone who is not stupid.

    Went to the pub last night. Saw a guy I know, Bill, sitting on the patio with an attractive 40 year old female. He asked me to join them. She was from NYC, got mugged, tried to defend herself and realized that they (no political talk) were hindering her 2nd amendment. She went 180 degrees, moved out and went gun shopping. Tried a 9mm, tried the 45auto. What did she buy? A 357 snub. Why a wheel gun? “Because I always hit what I am aiming at!” Good answer. She educated herself. WINNER.

    I haven’t see Bill around a woman before, but suddenly he played, “the Smartest Guy in the Room” card. (uhoh…this won’t end well). “I’m from the Midwest. I am an expert with guns. You don’t know anything blah blah blah can I get your phone number? Perhaps we could go shooting?”

    Bill is stupid.
     
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  3. tramm01

    tramm01 Road Train Member

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    Yes he is— you don’t want to ever teach a woman how to shoot unless you plan to stay around the rest of your life— made that mistake 28 years ago with the other half and then with the daughter— shows you how smart I am
     
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    And I’ll probably do it again if I live long enough
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  5. exhausted379

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    I really feel sorry for your age group, and what you guys have to choose from as far as a mate goes. I have two grandkids, a boy and a girl and cousins, one is 22 and the other 23. Both have worked since they graduated high school and both live alone. Their complaint is the same in that they can't find anyone with their values. Makes me wonder just what in the hell kids are being taught at home, if anything. Sorry for the rant
     
  6. tramm01

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    I’ll shoot you Junior Squid’s phone # and you can pass it on to the granddaughter— He gets back from deployment pretty soon
     
  7. AModelCat

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    There's pretty slim pickins out there if you're looking for quality. Quantity is easy enough to get.
     
  8. RGN

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    The bull elk I posted a pic of came through this morning with his herd. He was munching away and a spike came over the hill, the big guy looked over, tipped his head and ambled up the hill. The spike stood for a bit then galloped back over and down the other side.
    Someday you'll have a herd of 20 or so cows and a bunch of calves young man.
    But not today.
    I'm not sorry I moved here and that's my(?) back yard. Mother Nature is awesome.
     
  9. exhausted379

    exhausted379 Road Train Member

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    What a picture. That belongs in a fireproof safe.
     
  10. RGN

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    I was working on a machine last week a guy rolled in nice KW, polished everything, chrome, LED, painted frame...on & on. I could see he was frustrated crawling under with some kind of problem so I went to see if I could help. "my right rear brake is locking up". Let's see what's up.
    Two rolled cams, 30/30 locked up, slack frozen......two of six brakes working.
    Chrome don't make it go. Or stop.
     
  11. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    ‎The Art of Manliness: How to Turn a Boy Into a Man on Apple Podcasts
    Key words are AT HOME. That’s where the primary education should be. Heard this podcast a few weeks ago. A young son asked his dad about when he would know when he would become a Man. Dad thought about it and came up with this 6 year rite of passage. Had to listen to it twice while driving. Planning on sitting down and taking notes.
     
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