Where is everyone #5

Loaded with sailboat fuel in Shreveport.

 

(more from the Nuthouse)

Earlier this year, I had a female friend, former pro bodybuilder, and her husband invite me over for dinner. One of her friends came in, fitness model, I should say strode in, sexy as hell with my weakness, Mankiller legs (that’s how I want to die). She was wearing one of those slinky, form fitting gowns, her back exposed and an acre of cleavage. An 10 with full confidence.

Found out she was married. The way my mind works, as soon as I learn that a woman is attached, she’s off limits. The best we can be is friends. Instantly immune to her charms. Well, apparently she picked up on this. She started fidget with her clothes. Straight up eye contact made her uncomfortable in her own skin. I actually felt bad.

Recently, I posted a pic of a bacon burger with scrambled eggs on it. The barkeep is a 30 yr old attractive blonde, really sweet. MARRIED with a kid. She had some dude and his wife offer a grand for a 3 way and handled it quite well. She comes over to talk to me starts trying to cover cleavage. Straight up eye contact and she’s fidgety with her clothes.

They say they don’t want you to be studying boobs when speaking face to face, BUT if you don’t attempt to sneak a peek at the boobies, they become extremely uncomfortable. Am I missing anything?

 

Pulling in to the auction in Mt. Sterling Kentucky with another load. Be a lot of bidding going on today….

 

I just take a good look while they are watching then say something like Buenos knockers senoriter— gets any pretense that I any filters left out of the way first thing

 

How did you fix it so the wipers park not in the middle?

 

Was like that when I bought it actually, just left them as they are…

 

Looks different for sure..been wondering if it's possible to switch it. But ya can't do it driving down the road thinking about it.

 

96 55 ton, sold for $22,000. Looked pretty darn good till I looked hard under the suspension, middle axle air bag and arm bent over real bad….