Where is everyone #5

Around here you'd get, in plain 'ol english..... "What? That's the way it was when I bought it"

 

We have a sign at the entrance to our yard..."Only English spoken here". We've taken some crap for that over the years but the sign is still up.

 

Vehicle ad "has 115,000 original miles"
Has anyone ever seen an ad "has 90,000 original miles and 25,000 not original miles"?

 

If I ever attempt to sell my truck, I'm going to use that approach. At this point, I don't consider the mileage when I drug it home from the junkyard to be relevant to much of anything lol.

 

Maybe the speedometer was changed and they got confused..?

 

Told our grandson that I use to pump that old grease pail nearly 50 years ago just as he is now….

 

Ashes to ashes dust to dust...if it weren't fer yellow engines the left lane would rust. Or so they say???

 

I always heard

Ashes to ashes dust to dust. If it wasn't for Ford trucks, are tools would rust.

 

Every Friday the past month now I've been going up to Lockheed Martin in Owego and the first time I went there the broker said I needed 2 forms of ID. Didn't need it anyways but security is no joke there. I don't care tho they pay full freight for a few pallets