Where is everyone #5

They walk up on you quiet, don't they?

 

I kid you not. Anybody wanna tangle with ol badger?

 

Their curious too.

 

Yep. They make me nervous, thinking they're out for revenge for all the steaks I've grilled.

 

Sort yards and places like that probably do. Out in the bush its all butt n top loaders nowadays.

 

It's not your fault they are made of food. Tell them to take the complaint upstairs and leave you alone.

 

Cept’n when you’re trying to put an ear tag on a new born and giving the first shots— you can hear em coming for a long ways— after a couple, you get to know the precise moment to brace for impact

 

Well, you kinda expect that to happen. A decent dog will hold that to a minimum. If he's awake.
What I hate is when they all gather around the Honda and start rooting through everything in the basket and on the back rack. The coffee can with the fence staples is usually the first casualty and then you spend the rest of the morning on your hands and knees trying to dig them out of the grass. Again, if the dog will just wake up, that could be prevented.