Where is everyone #5

Congratulations Grandpa !!

 

Went in to a Peelot. There’s a stagecoach outside, nice one. Inside was a bunch of college kids. I am standing in line a subway with 1 extremely unhappy looking fat girl making sandwiches. There’s about 10 of these college kids around and I noticed that many of the boys had that Ben Shapiro hat thing pinned to their hair. The boys are doing this hand thing, like a secret handshake or handholding or something and speaking something that sounded like valley girl talk. I am in my head wondering if they are gay or just effeminate (never seen a gay rabbi before)I come out of my head and realize that the kids are now whispering about an evil man with a gun.

“ omg, he has a gun! Like why does he have a gun? Like I am so triggered, I don’t feel safe. omg omg omg! Should we call the cops?”

They huddled together. I notice my Bodyguard’s holster is clipping to one of the front pockets of my denims. I guess they’re talking about me. Valley Girl Jewish Boys…sounds like a really bad 80s movie.

 

Must be a stressful life to be terrified of your own shadow 24/7.

 

Howdy from Laporte in.

 

New floor mats….

 

Beans are about done, y’all set a spell and eat with us….

 

Been dryer than a popcorn fart last few weeks. Now 2 days of rain. Which is needed and wanted. But had to cook inside and decided to have a Kraken for the first time in 3-4 years.

 

Looks like a good time for sure. The tractor pictures are awesome.