Where is everyone #5

Best I have ever found.

I heard to try lady's douche. Never tried it. I imagine if it can get rid of the dirty turtle tank smell from a ladies clam. It might work on a dog.

 

Dirty turtle tank smell……I’ve never heard that.



Our female Aussie got after a pole cat a long time ago it seems (maybe 2 months time gets away) anyway if her face is wet you still get a wiff of it. But ol dough boy is either too fat or too mature to chase em these days he was unaffected by the situation. I want to say it’s cuz he’s smart and yadda yadda however I know it’s dumb luck cuz he’s been into everything else including one those traps like @sawmill cat

 

Imagine this, years ago......

Woken up at the crack of dawn with ruckus of my 2 dogs getting skunked. Nothing new, has happened before.

Decided to give this one a try, as had heard same & curious.

1st one in to local grocery store as soon as they opened the doors.

My dishelved, half awake, lunatic looking butt dumps an arm full of "feminine product" only on cashiers counter.

DUDE, the look on cashier girls face will never ever be expunged from my memory!

I do not even want to know the thoughts that ran through that poor girls mind.

Anyways, think the peroxide/soda mix worked far better than the douche bit. Considered results just so, so.

Glad I tried it though, as it turned into a funny ### memory that I will not forget.

(No young cashiers were harmed nor scarred in this story. Least I do not think so.......).

 

I'll just get used to skunk. Brutus would look like a beech smellin like the bearded clam

 

You can't unhear that now. And you probably got a scent with it.


My female lab got it twice last fall. She doesn't try to hurt them like old Jack did. He used to kill cats, and to him it was just a black and white cat. Killed everyone he could find. I think her dumb ### is just curious. She actually rescued about 4 out of 6 baby bunnies that was getting flooded out once. Brought them to high ground with only minimal damage, they were fresh. Ol Jack would have asked for mustard and ate them.

 

Ya a vivid scratch n sniff of both the dirty turtle tank smell mixed in with wet skunky dog you #######. This is your fault

 

No way no way you come from my loins
Need I say more? y’all go ahead and load with out me
We had cover almost 3k miles in 3 days. It had been a rough week. We get settled in and bout that time I hadda poop so off in the old T/A at Mt. Vernon I went. They was 3 of us loading together the next am, so I had bought a half dozen donuts. Since I had gotten the most sleep I went in and bought everyone coffee promising donuts as I got them up. I be son of a ##### if the donut box wasn’t empty and nobody knew anything about it. This one was recently over a million miles and lots a years together. He is still my best friend. He’d still get a circle saw if I tell him parabellum.

 

Top pic.

Well, I never........

If I did not see it, I would not have believed it!

 

Well after a day filled with crazy ####ing 4 wheelers in a rush to their own funeral ..

I opened up this thread and about pissed myself from laughing so hard at the dirty turtle tank comments u guys are savage

 

But what we really wanna know is do you have that mental smell stuck in your head that you can’t unsmell.

That’s a baked clam no doubt about it