Where is everyone #5

A broke clock is right twice a day

 

Sup Homie? How is ya mama an dem?

 

Better than you about to be mfer

 

post in one of my track day groups but can be applied to other faucets of life

 

Dat ####in spicy noodle caused me to shoot a hole in my wall. And before someone says it just a chicken snake IDGAF

 

Atta boy! 2nd the motion!

 

I ain’t waiting around to find out what the sob is. He’s about to have a #### day real quick

 

Lol. They don't pay for truck washes and I ain't spending my own money on someone else's junk. It would hardly stay clean maybe 20 minutes anyway

 

The only good snake is a dead one

 

I’m out there just minding my own bidness rolling main bearings in this Acert when I reach down for a towel and say what the #### is that. After emitting a scream that any 7 year old girl would be proud of and tossing it a short distance. (That was completely reflex in a get that m’fer away from me sense!) I watch his ### crawl up the side of the door. So I call my bride and tell her quick bring my pistola. Cause look you take your eye off of em they are gone. I also have a brand new ruint pair of tightey whiteys