Where is everyone #5

Had supper last night with @Razororange .
Thank you, the pleasure was mine.

 

And rightly so. I did too.

 

Or some really good feed.

 

True story here. I was about 14 and I was over at a friends house and his older brother thought it was his duty to educate us on the finer points of self pleasure. He said you guys are going to have to try vaseline. So I went home and nobody was there so I thought what the hell. I went to the medicine cabinet and all my mother had was some medicated vaseline. I put some on my boy, and no joke it numbed him so bad I was still trying to make him feel good an hour later. End result was I wasted an hour of my time, rubbed a blister on my dong, and had that GD vaseline all over me.

 

FIFY

 

You have won the internet on this day

 

Just shy of 56,000….

 

Well, it’s not Hubbard but it’s just as good….

 

At this point it's my fault for owning a phone.

 

Lol, so you was rubbing a numb chub..,