Where is everyone #5

Bet it's hard to tip-e-toe quietly

 

And another for your viewing pleasure

 

Ahhhhh, that’s oklahoma for ya. Without fail if I’m in bear and shooter country...wind. And it’s always blowing from the direction you’re heading. Without fail.

 

34 says the internet 20 toes and 14 fingers

 

14 fingers?

Ladies must love him.

 

On the same search...the longest toes ever measured was 5 “ long

Guy died at 32 years old, I am guessing from athlete’s foot.....

 

Certain ladies, obviously. I was inspired by Big Ronnie, so I did my research.
(Commentary by Six:Anna Swan, 7’8 tall married a man around her height, and had a custom made bed made...and got pregnant and gave birth to the biggest kid the world has ever seen. Everyone expects that she has the biggest sn aTch the world has ever known.)


Strongest ######. Introducing Tatiata Kozhevnikova, a Russian woman who has been recognized for having the world’s strongest ######. She made her way into the Guinness Book of Records in 2009 after lifting a PAIR of 31-pound weights using just her lady parts.
(Commentary by Six: ever see a turtle hideits head in its shell?)


Oldest sex worker. When it comes to the world’s oldest profession, 86-year-old Sheila Vogel-Coupe is currently on record as the world’s oldest living, working sex worker. We should note that Vogel-Coupe doesn’t actually consider herself a prostitute; rather, she prefers the term escort, charging over 250 pounds per hour.

(Commentary by Six: her regulars call her Dusty)

 

See learning is a part of everyday life

Everybody is just a little smarter after all this...

 

If they were all around and available today, which would offer the most “adventure”? The Biggest? The Strongest? Or the Million Miler?

Would you like to throw a pack of hotdogs down a hallway? Or rest a 60lb kettlebell on Mr Happy? Well, apparently Dusty started in 2010. She was 85 in 2014, so she should be pushing the big 9-0. I don’t think she would qualify as a million miler if she’s only been at it for less than a decade when there’s a couple at the Key Truckstop near Houston that we’re old and wrinkled 30 years ago. I will find a replacement.

 

And attitude makes all the difference.