Where is everyone #5

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  1. jamespmack

    jamespmack Road Train Member

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  3. jamespmack

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    Hmmm mine called me Rocket ###. idk guess I didn't stay put! Must have been ugly I guess.
     
  4. 4mer trucker

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    She's not a Maid but she is Mexican. ...she'll just have to do 0915ines.jpg
     
  5. Czar_Zero

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    I actually got to play truck driver today. For a whole 23 miles!

    Get to the job site and they're pointing out where they want me to go. I go "Uh, truck isn't going to make it over that. I guarantee you I'm going to dig my landing gear into the ground over that driveway" So they grab the loader and make some dirt ramps for me. How nice of them. Still wasn't quite enough, but at least my landing gear didn't drag. Instead the DOT bumper on the back of the trailer did, to the point that both trailer axles were about 6 inches off of the ground. That's what locking the interaxle and the differentials is for, I suppose. Just another routine delivery for me.

    Back at the shop I'm pulling product for tomorrows adventure.....

    The two warehouse guys come walking. One is 11 years younger than me. The other is 16 years younger. I get asked the following question:

    "If you were to go gay for a celebrity, who would it be?"

    I reply: "Where in the @$@% do you idiots come up with this stupid @$%@?"

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
     
  6. stwik

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    Sheesh that’s a tough one :rolleyes::p:D
     
  7. wore out

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    She'll do she got that come hither grin that has been the downfall of man since the beginning of time
     
  8. Czar_Zero

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    It ain't easy being a Day Cab Gangster. o_O
     
  9. 4mer trucker

    4mer trucker Road Train Member

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    Got some other Assets that cause Upper Brain Freeze too
     
  10. TripleSix

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    Winner!

    Did a quick search and found the maid. Thought about linking the video, BUT it may be a bit much for this site

    Go to YouTube and search for (at your own risk)
    Sexy Cute Cute Girl Up skirt at Kitchen
     
  11. stwik

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    Mine does...

    She can also kick my ### with a hand behind her back.

    She thinks it would’ve made me lose my sharp mouth about her lackluster dinners :rolleyes:

    She tries. :)
     
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