Where is everyone #5

It's 4 degrees here

 

But it's a dry cold.

 

So Every Saturday night the clubs are pretty busy, and we would go post up there to keep the riff raff down. My sergeant and I are standing by the club door and there’s about 100 people waiting to get in. This one particular patron thought he would try to be cool, stands outside the line and is talking loud.

I was pretty much ignoring him, talking to Sarge, and then he flicks a cigarette down on the ground. Sarge says “hey man, pick that up. Don’t be littering right here in front of us”. The guy says ok, and picks it up. Sarge keeps talking to someone, and I am just hanging by the door. Mr. Cool tries to play tough, and says “I’ll pick up it up, that’s cool. But if I wanted to run, y’all couldn’t catch me. I run a 4.4 in the 40”. I’m going to play college ball.

I just kinda scoff and say whatever, man. He keeps mumbling and then says “and if I wanted to break my foot off in yalls ###, you couldn’t do nothing about that either.(right in front of this crowd of people). I guess that didn’t set too well with me, and I got “triggered” as the millennials say. I walked up to Mr. Cool wearing sunglasses at midnight and said “you need to learn when to shut your mouth”, then I was double triggered when he sized me up and said “Alright Bruh”.

My memory fades as to what happens next (ahem) but he ends up slammed face first into the gravel, split down the center of his forehead, nose and mouth. Put him in the car and I walk back to the door, Sarge asks what happened, I explain what he said. Sarge says good job. The crowd of 100 is now completely gone, I suppose I kind of killed the mood.

So I am standing there, checking myself to make sure I don’t have cuts or scrapes and I hear a voice. This man sitting down in a chair next to me timidly says “Excuse me officer I have a question?” I said “Yes sir?” He says “I am from New Orleans.” I say ok. He says “Am I going to be able to go home tonight?” He is just as serious as can be. (I’m trying not to laugh) So I say yes sir, i don’t have a problem with you being here at all. But I won’t listen to anyone threaten me.

Get in the car and Mr. Cool says “I did not expect to get my ### kicked like that tonight!” We walk in the jail, him dripping blood from hairline to chin and it’s like the jukebox stopped. Everyone is staring inmates and jailers alike. A coworker walks by and says “what happened to him?” I said “oh, he was just running his mouth”. He says “betcha won’t do that again huh?” Mr. Cool hangs his head and says “No Sir”.

The moral of the story is smoking can be bad for your health.

 

4?!?!?!

You know, anything near or at 0 I picture that scene from Days After Tomorrow where the helicopters freeze...



I know that’s really not THAT cold but my body is so used to the “Florida Seasons” that anything south of 40 and I may as well be in Antarctica.

 

Thanks for a the well wishes for the kid!!!

He's higher then a kite... Couple of the guys at the shop today made the comment you can tell he's never done drugs before.

We were in talking with his broker and he asked when do you think you'll be ready to go again... I told him you'll probably hear him screaming over here when you passes that rock.

The rock is a eighth inch and the tube it's going down is the size of a pin....I'm thinking he needs to find that girl that knows how to get a golf ball through a garden hose.....

 

May I respectfully disagree Sir ? ....... I gleaned a different Moral to the story. I feel it was more like, Don't be running your mouth disrespecting folks . I hope this hasn't disturbed you in any way Sir.

 

LOL. You could definitely interpret it that way for sure. It’s amazing how quickly that crowd disappeared, like the times we stood outside the clubs with our shotguns propped up on our cars. A real buzzkill, but effective.

 

My son had surgery to repair his ear drum today. My wife told me he woke up from the surgery feeling pretty rough then he got his script and is acting like a goof! Guess they worked for him too!

 

I gots a question......where exactly does a moose with no body hang the jewels???

 

That's kind of a personal question there, ain't it ?