Where is everyone #5

He cant be to bad, Eddie Van Halen liked him also!

 

Your right. Spoke to Maria in your office. She was alarmed about your location. She said you are their west coast guy and will get you routed back there. Don't worry you are welcome pal!

 

Alright Mr Ford I been saving this one just for you....

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The last time one of you called they sent me to Jersey!

That Snowman guy I tell ya... I ain’t sure about him.

 

You shouldn't have saved it. Somebody zapped him with it already.

 

Blows my mind when I called our shop manager and she was “just coming back from lunch..”

Oh. That’s right. Washington state.

 

I can remember the last load I pulled out of there. It was 12 wide, but not an engine. It went down to a PW place on I55 between MemphisTN and JacksonMS. This thing...the best way to describe it is, if a $25million engine was a diamond ring, this thing was the ring box.

 

I’ve been busy. Lionel Richie called and asked me to rewrite Deep River Woman and make it about trucking, I call it

Deep Reduction


Deep Reduction
Lord I’m flipping the splitter on you
Deep Reduction
lord I know she’s waiting
To start off any grade with 50 tons

Loaded heavy in LA
Just another chance to shift you
You make all loads feel light
Wanted you to know that
my 10 speed days are over
Cause all I do is think of all
the heavy things I can now haul

Chorus

 

A Clam shell tube ? Round tube with two parts, upper and lower cradle ?

 

I’ve been in out in the world
Guess the light loads had me going
Now all that’s changed
Finally made up my mind
About the one thing I’ve been knowin
Your the only transmission
I’ve ever cared for in this world

Chorus

Your kind of durability is forever
Took me a long time to realize
That I don’t want to end up
Broken down in the middle of nowhere
Yeah I need you and all your splines

Chorus followed by gratuitous guitar finish