Where is everyone #5

Nope, but I can hook you up with a good divorce attorney that is also a CPA.

I took whatever money I might spend on a future wedding and paid it forward to a "hit man" to take me out if I try and marry again.

 

Interesting. Might grab me a microwave to throw in the truck since my TV is coming out.
I dont think I've got the capacity to be able to cook in mine. Inverter power aside about all I could probably do is some sort of hot plate type thing and a small amount of fresh stuff because of this tiny fridge.

#### California roads beat a bolt out of the wall so I'm going to just take it down and put the storage back up before it rips the whole thing down.

 

Someone is going to get their truck door best on in 2.5 hours cause they are total dumb ####s and moved my cones

Should have taken 4 full spots...####ing freighthaulers

 

You've gotta love those morons. If your like me it's not a "gentle" knock either!

 

Those are great Memorials!! Another great experience if you have time is swing by the Iwo Jima Memorial on your way to Arlington National Cemetery to visit the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Very sobering experience!! I could go on and on about awesome things to see. After my Grandfather retired from the Military and then trucking he became a hack and used to drop my brother, my 2 cousins and me off downtown. We spent our summers roaming around down there.

 

Well happy holidays guys. Got a wee bit toasty tonight bout time for bed......or not





This little pecker head killed a rabbit and ate the darn thing. A 12 pound killing machine that loves beer and coffee

 

OKAY. Been trying to solve this puzzle for a good half hour, I give, my head hurts. UNCLE.

 

I usually get some load paying stupid money going to a place that I usually don't go during the holidays. Walk into a restaurant and there's only 1 other person in there and the weirdo waitress that normally works 3rd shift and the serial killer looking cook in the back.

The thing that irritates me the most, even more than a hundred million people who should not be driving, but are driving, but they really shouldn't if public safety was really important, is when you sit in that restaurant, they're blaring Christmas music. On a loop. There's only 25 Christmas song and 14 billion versions of 25 songs. Go ahead and ask me...

"Hey Six, why are there 14 billion versions of 25 songs?"

I have NO IDEA! The only thing I can come up with is perhaps all the people that have enough talent to be a 1 hit wonder hope and pray that their version of a Christmas song can possibly be a second hit. Well, there are two that I do like to hear...RunDMC's and of course, the King....

"Play it dirty!"
A panty dropping Christmas song. Imagine that. Don't mock...panty dropping music and that MuthaF is the reason we are all here today. I remember MarvinGaye doing the National Anthem at the 83 NBA AllStarGame. Amazing! I remember thinking, "Hey! Are panties supposed to be dropping during a National Anthem?"

Sacrilege? I don't think so. "O say does that star spangled banner yet wave o'er the land of the Free and the home of the Brave?" I think the greatest insults is that the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave is no longer free nor is it brave.

(great...now I'm pissed off again. Calm down, Six. Yes, I do talk to myself. Nothing wrong with talking to yourself as long as you dont ask yourself, "What did you say?" or "What do you mean?")

Interesting fact...did you know that FrancisScottKey, the guy that wrote the Star Spangled Banner, was the DA who prosecuted Richard Lawrence, who took an arse whippin from then US President and the biggest A Holes ever elected to office in US history, AndrewJackson and House Rep Davy Crockett? Like him or not, you really have to respect Ol Hickory. Some times, you need an A Hole to do his thing so things can move forward.

Six back quiet.

 

Bad stwik. Bad!!! I'm taking notes and you're ruining my notes.

@catalinaflyer said
1. Smokin Hot DRIVER
2. Date

The Assuming (Where I make an Arse out of U and Me).

I assume this driver is female. At first, I assumed that you may know her, but now I am not so sure after his response.

Smoking Hot FEMALE driver. A Unicorn! He's 50. I assume she is between 35-45. I only knew 1, but she had a boyfriend riding team with her when I knew her. Smoking hot (translated Killer Body with gravity defying Tits with a nice face), could have any guy that she wanted, but she was with a guy that dragged her arse through the mud every single day. Open deck girl. Sweetheart of a girl. Hard working. She looked like an ex stripper who got tired of competing with the younger girls and got put out to pasture.

"Think it's the same girl, Six?"

No. Doubt it. The girl I'm talking about ran team with her old "man", and he wouldn't get out to help her chain and tarp any loads. Typical stripper mentality. Strippers almost always have a worthless guy that they're supporting and that's the only type they go for.

Anyways, CFly is over twice your age. But you already know that the overwhemingly vast majority of female drivers are nowheres near "smoking hot." To see one is rare. Your age group, it could happen, but older? Extremely rare. To go on a date with one? Almost impossible. Take notes and then we will compare notes.

 

Who they assasinated in DC proper? Or just the memorial service? My father was here when JFK procession went thru. Was posted in the Pentagon at the time. Said it was one of the most powerful moments in his life to see that mighty horse come down the street riderless, with the boots backward in the stirrups. Total silence and all you could hear was the hoofbeats on the blacktop— then thru the crowd came a whisper wave “Oswald’s been shot, Oswald’s been shot”.