Where is everyone #5

Next time skip the twins. Go for Elizabeth.

 

Or all 3!

 

So my wife know most all my stories, and that I was pretty wild in the day. So I told her I once almost had a sister/sister threeway. She thought I was sick and it was gross. My only rebuttal was "they weren't my sister, why should I care".

 

If she thinks your sick what did she think about them?

 

I once almost had a lot stuff.

 

Negative. I wish but I’d be willing to bet this isn’t a common shipper for us.

I have chain pulls and that’s it. Don’t even think I have a j-track on this one...

 

You know what makes it worse. I heard Bob Saget tell that joke!

 

I was watching comedy central one day and Bob Saget came on and was trying to do stand up. It was very painful to watch.

After watching that, I'm betting it wasn't a joke he told about the Olsen twins.

 

Ehh, not so much... at first glance maybe, but take a closer look and it's all lighting and camera angle.