Where is everyone #5

Out n back. Here to there n there to here. $150 an hour minimum for all hours. What you got?

 

Most assume my intelligence pretty quickly. Seldom are my britches pulled over my boots. A dirty peterbilt cap with the bill in a molded into a curve, hardley ever straight on my head. (That's from peeping in our rural mailbox lookin for checks) I also possess an extremely deep southern draw and talk sorta slow.

I won't say what they assume or if they are right or wrong. I will say assume wrong while we makin a deal and its your ###.

 

I think that’s a standard issue uniform for us down south cracker heads. Hell my hat don’t fit unless it’s at a 30 to 45 degree angle

 

yeah but ain't that because your head ain't round ? Maybe I heard wrong ?

 

Probably so. I know it’s lumpy

 

“Would you like to buy a bag?”

“Excuse me?”

“For your drink and food. Would you like to buy a bag, sir?”

“Why would I have to buy a.......Nevermind.”

California I tell ya. Next thing ya know I’ll have to pay .25 cents just to get a receipt for the crap I bought in your store...

 

They were thinking of taxing people for texting. They never stop amusing

 

would you like that receipt paper or plastic Sir ?

 

Well boys were headed to California. Beaumont to be exact. Gotter a load of steel.

 

You can sit there and downplay your intelligence all you want, but if nothing else your post shows you've got enough smarts to form complete sentences and a coherent post.

Where abouts down here are you headed?