Where is everyone #5

You think you all hate them try negotiating your way through with a big trailer - they are even dumber than roundabouts

 

The wine sommelier is the pretentious ### that presents the wine to the dinner table, tells you all about how it was made, where it was aged, who farted near the bottle and why your paying $200 for a bottle of wine that you can get at Costco for $12.

 

Why does pizza from specialty shops suck so bad? Burnt in a brick style oven, toppings three inches thick with no flavor. I swear I don’t know how those places stay in business.

 

Dang Shooter, hate that for you. The glass half full part of it is that I bet it doesn't happen again.

 

Don't know how widespread it is, but we've got "Mod Pizza" here... Think Subway, but with pizza. All kinds of pretentious ingredients, sauces and cooked fresh in a brick oven. Had pizza from there twice and wasn't impressed.

 

SPD hauls fancy brick ovens outta Washington state... so you better go back there a third time and support them so I can still have a job!

 

Stwikerino, by the time I go back to Mod Pizza to be disappointed again, you'll probably have moved up to pulling OSOW, thus some oven won't even be a blip on your RADAR.

Speaking of SPD, passed one of your bretheren on my way home today.

 

Sitting here eating. Couple of liars sitting at the lunch counter.

“Can you drive an 18 speed? A buddy of mine let me drive his W9. But this one was the W900”L”! Had a hot load, and the highway patrol shut every on-ramp in Mississippi for me. The W9L’s top out at 180mph! I crossed the state at 130 mph. You would have thought the president was coming. Lemme tell ya son...”

And he’s in his 30s...