Where is everyone #5

What’s a clutch ??

 

I always thought it was a band...

I’m sorely confused.

 

Who do you think are ? Santa ?

Whoops. I forgot. That's your job.
Didn't mean to threaten your career stability. I hope you'll accept my apology. Not only is it a debit but it's also tied up with a MasterCard account. Please keep this fact in mind please ? Thank you.

 

The headline I read said”Americans more likely to die from opioids than car crashes”

I got me thinking - are people randomly running into needles full of opioids and accidentally being killed?

Cause I am pretty #### sure it is the car crashes that worry me...

Had my 8 axle guy quote a load to Cali from TX at $11k plus plus and the broker said they need to be closer to $9k - so I had respond the $11k is closer to $9k than the $14k I would have charged them...

This is the silly time in our world - when the desperate people haul crap for nothing or practice because they don’t have the good sense to say no

 

This is inspired by a driver who brought us a load of ductile iron pipe this morning.... Took longer to unload than it needed to because..... well... "A meme is worth a thousand words"

 

But you're good at it!

 

Isn’t it some kind of small
purse?

 

Did you remember to take your pill ?

You little tramp. .... Uh, make that Big Tramp.

Funniest post of the day !

 

Very sporting of you Sir. Most kindly also.

 

Not really.