Where is everyone #5

Got an air leak somewhere under the hood... passes the air leak down test and everything else is kosher...

Humph.

Well, guess we will go play in the snow this weekend. Y’all be safe and have a happy Friday!

 

Here either, way wife comes at me with scissors to trip the hairs that stick out on my eyebrows. The other night she did that as I protested as usual then she started on my ears. I told her other wives don’t do this, she said no other men do it themselves. I said the heck they do.

 

Al Bundy had an entire episode about the ear and nose trimming problem after his 100 year old barber died. Al couldn't find a Real barber anywhere in Chicagoland. All he could find were Stylists. Y'all remember that episode ?
By the way, I hate to tell you this ..... You sitting down ? ....... Your wife is right. I have to trim my eyebrows and ears myself.
No trimming below the neck. That's just wrong.

 

My dad has never trimmed anything except his beard, he set the standard for me.

 

Yeah but once you can't pass the vision test it might be time to consider a trim there Shaggy.

 

You come from a long, proud heritage of English Sheepdogs ? Just a guess from what your eyebrows look like. 7 straight generations walked off the edge of a cliff cause they couldn't see it. If that's good enough for G7paw ( granpaw 7 ) ( paw, literally. Woof woof ) it's good enough for you right ?

 

G7 ? Or you ? Strong genetic traits there. Chip off the old Ralph.

 

Always wanted a Scout since I

You don't have a neck moose! Sorry to tell you, it was cut with a hatchet.

 

I keep telling you people that it's just a special effect for the movies. I have a couple of quick disconnect couplings and can reattach to my body whenever I want.
Long as somebody pushes my cart over to my carcass.