Where is everyone #5

I don’t care for those praying mantis eyeball looking

headlights but.....

 

Oh my. I guess I could get past the headlights.

 

382 posts behind. And 40 still to go.


Happy anniversary @1951 ford

@rphdriver glad you were able to gleen info from the humble ramblings of a group of drivers.

@superhauler glad you didn't get the ban hammer.

@4mer trucker thanks for the info, and more snow pics it's still scenery

I am so lost trying to catch up......

Back to the scroll.... I was 40 posts now make it 53..... Lol

 

I think everyone should get together and not post for a whole day. We might be able to tilt the Earth.

 

Ohhh now I want to know the video thread guy. Some one pm me the link lol

 

Funny



A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to speak with the bank president to open an account because, "It's a lot of money!" The reluctant staff finally ushered her into his office. The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash on his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The old lady said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, he was very nervous about the bet and often checked his balls in the mirror. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president said, "What wrong with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 am today, I'd have the Bank president's balls in my hand!"

Have a good night.

 

The old 379 lights fit right on there.

 

Do my pretrip, heading to get my trailer and paperwork. Driver I've never met before flags me down. His truck is in the shop and his spare key doesn't work, wants to know if I have one, which I do.

He doesn't introduce himself, doesn't say thanks for bailing me out at 330 am since I didn't plan properly. Now that's the type of person I like helping out.

 

Can't do that. Y'all are old enough to know what happens if you put enough " english " on the pinball machine to make the Tilt sign light up. It quits working and you lose your balls.
No replay, no nothin'.

 

Oh I could get past them too lol.....