Where is everyone #5

I would have paid just to witness this.

Well Im still hanging out, wanting to find another load. All so wanting to take my box of shame home. Never find myself in the right place with the right trailer.

 

That’s funny! You’re a dick

 

I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face

 

Just glad your hood made it thru the night.

 

The look of disappointment on his face while I spoke to him was priceless. He never even tried, he lost the battle and was defeated with in seconds.

I wanted to start out and handle it like I normally do, but I just didnt have the time.

I'll seem interested, I act like I care....I even sometimes ask a few questions and I listen to them talk ( time permitting). They waste time humiliating themselves, then when they start looking at me like I'm santa claus and I'm fixin to put something in their Christmas Stocking I go down into my pocket and say "well daggone it...would ya look at that. I was almost sure I had a 10 or 20 dollar bill I coulda let ya have. I guess I forgot I spent it. I think I bought a... ( insert something totally useless no normal person would EVER spend money on or invent something ridiculous that doesn't even exist in real life) EXAMPLE: A set of boot extensions. What the #### is a boot extension? I have no idea.

watching the look of total devastation on their face is hilarious. Sorry, I know it's a dick move, but I know what they are doing.

 

I was worried....trust me

 

Good morning everyone!

 

"Hey, can you spare me a few bucks so I can get something to eat"

"I don't carry cash, but how about I get you a sandwich and a cup of coffee?"

"Nah, never mind."

Guess you weren't hungry, were you Mr. Methhead?

 

Your here and no broken bones.... that’s a positive my friend.

 

Morning Gearjammer, was in that white stuff yesterday.... glad it’s dry at the barn lol.