Where is everyone #5

Are you gonna drive down a rough gravel road with it.

 

Yep, sounds like a Crumblins.

 

I almost got run over the other day. I crossed the street in front of the house..... #### new ford diesel pickup. Couldn’t even hear the darn thing?

I double checked for the diesel badge as he drove past.

 

Afraid you’re going to jinx it? If it lives through the summer I’ll meet you at the Rodeo du Camion up in Quebec

 

Kinfolk used to say... if brains were dynamite, some folks wouldn’t have enough to blow their nose.

 

I do not thank my wife knows any wirty dords either. She does not need them anyway with her vocabulary and use of it.
When Jr came along that was the only small child I had been around in my entire life. You want to hold him? NO. He wont break! NO. Later we were buddies. He sat in my lap every morning while I watched the news. We ate cantaloupe together. One for you, one for me.
Then he got bigger and could ride with me sometimes. Pulled into a place I had done business with for many years. Sat up on a stool at the parts counter and he climbed up on one. Guy behind the counter said something like " Your with your dad today. He's a pretty nice guy isn't he?" Ya: BUT MY DAD LIES ALL THE TIME!
A tennis ball could have fit in that guys pie hole and his face was all red. I was totally embarrassed and my mind was searching for where this came from. Then I asked him: What like the hundred dollar bill tree? Ya: I HAVE LOOKED ALL OVER THE WHOLE FARM AND THERE IS NO HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL TREE ANYWHERE!
I did a job and got paid cash. Stuck it in my front pocket. That evening when I was dumping my pockets Jr asked: Dad where did you get all those $100 bills. Told he I picked them off the hundred bill tree in the woods.
Then I told him " But it only $100 bills on it at midnight when the moon is full," He sad: UT A! SEE THERE HE GOES LYING AGAIN!

 

Set the date, I ain’t got no switch, so I’ll switch pumps...... ain’t nobody here seen what the big pump does Just kidding it’s all in fun.

 

I got a M11. Tell me more how to get 1400 to the wheels or do I have to ask X1?

 

I’ve wondered about that king cruise thing, I’ve heard some say it works decent.