Where is everyone #5

I tried. I never saw a dentist as a child, or atleast i have no memory of visiting one. In my early 20s i started getting problems and tried to stay on top of it, but just couldn't make myself stay in that chair. Getting my mouth xrayed, no problem. Looking inside, no problem. But when those tools come near my face i lose it. It's like the thinking part of my brain just shuts off and i turn in to some rabid wild animal sweating like a pig and shaking uncontrollably. Pure straight jacket material. No one wanted to deal with that, but who could blame them. I probably scare the crap out of them. Finally tho, my wife found this new guy that just owned up shop here in town. He gets it. He doesn't take one look at my mouth and assume I'm a meth head like everyone else did. And when i started to lose it that first time he stopped immediately, gave me a script for a dose of chill the f out and rescheduled for later in the day with the understanding that i would not attempt to drive myself.

 

Too funny....

The return of the XMan

 

So I walked into the Wendy’s in Fostoria, Ohio the other day and see this couple sitting at a table eating lunch.



@Grubby when you said you were taking a tranny out, I thought you meant like a TH400 or a 4L60.

 

You afraid of a lil speed, Mannn?

 

Bwaahhhaaaha you ####er! Wish I still had the ol Womb Broom... he DO have resemblance dont he?

 

Yeah, but can he eat fitty eggs ?

 

Dont quite think my tongue can reach that far, but Im always up fer a challenge!

 

Dang it.

 

Hoping I'm Exempt from retribution since I served 25 years as a Volunteer.....guess I'll find out

 

You look like Aaron Kaufman’s homeless half brother