Where is everyone #5

Aint THAT a helluva set of steers?

 

You gotta know by now, 1xfluffy has done it all.

If you've hauled it, he's hauled it more, and bigger, and heavier.

If you've ran it, he's ran it longer, and harder, and further.

If you've fixed it, he's fixed it better, and betterer, and betterest.

If you've broke it, he's broke it more, and worse, and broke it again.

No matter what it is, guaranteed, 1xfluffy is an expert, his knowledge knows no bounds. His wisdom is infinite. His skill and prowess cannot be exceeded by any.

We all can only hope, dare to pray, and in our wildest imaginations, only dream of being half, nay not even half, the man, a man amongst men, nay again I say, for he dost not dwell in the arena of mere men!

No, that made no sense whatsoever, not to the simple minds of those who cannot comprehend the fluffy. Therefore let us all study, and meditate on the words of the great 1x, and maybe, one day, a door of great awakening will open to us.

How many nonsensical paragraphs can I write, before you realize the greatness of my knowledge? Do you not see, or hear what is being said?

One day, while going down cabbage at 250 mph, with 850,000 lbs of steel in a 100' coil, you will be enlightened. If, if, if you can achieve such greatness!

 

An if ya forked it, he thout about forkin it but in the end it werent GOOD enough for the likes of him to be forkin!

 

I went back and edited it. Said " Edit. Never mind. Won't make a lick of difference anyway."
The horrible thing is he has so little comprehension that he saw the edit and Thanked it.

 

LOL, man that's funny. Sure am glad you're here!

 

I wonder if his headstone is gonna say Here lies X1, been there, done that an I'll be back after my ten!

 

Thanks Pard I sure do try!

 

You know they were. Them suckers were carved right out of a rubber tree by Mr. Michelin himself. That set wasnt a old run of the mill diluted down version you buy from a wholesale outfit