Where is everyone #5

Well I wasn't always able to keep the weight off so easy. After my tragic shaving accident I have a problem retaining my weight. It's not always sunshine and Roses being thin.

 

Was that a castration, or decapitation technically?

 

As most of ya know, I lost my hearing quite a piece back. Well I didnt know how to pronounce Yuengling an we was up at the R Bar an I asked the good lookin drink jockey if I could sample one a her Young Lungs.... Yeah, she werent impressed with that.

 

It was a shaving accident. Let's just leave it at that. It's still painful for me to talk about.

On top of that the litigation isn't over yet and my crackerjack legal team of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe strongly advise me to keep quiet about it in social media until it's resolved.

 

@snowman_w900 do you like any of the Naked Gun movies.

 

Got ready to leave and the phone rings this morning. "Hey did you leave Pecos TX yet ". Um no why I asked. Well if yer interested there's a load in Kermit going to Houston if yer interested. .....Um hell yeah ! So still sittin in Pecos TX till morning.

 

Proud sponsor of the Dallas Stars.

If you bought it with your Discover Card, like I suspect you did, that'd be the ole One-Two.

Don't think you never did anything to support hockey. 'Cause you're at least half way there!

 

How long have you had this stuttering problem ?

 

Drat ! You retracted that quick.

 

I fixed it for you.