Where is everyone #5

Reminds me of a joke.

Q: Why don't people from Alabama have sex in the 'reverse cowgirl' position?

A: Because you never turn your back on family.

 

Can we get him an Obama phone? I know how he idolizes the man. And since he’s the local black lives matter chapter head. It’s only fitting. I can send him some government cheese too.

 

NO!
Judging from the number of crap calls I get each day in which no one is on the other end, there are far too many Obama phones out there already.

 

We will send him to Minnesota to get government funded tires put on his car too. MJ told me the other day the government has a program for installing and paying for tires for the needy.

What size will he need, does anyone know?

 

Central Hoosier state getting unloaded.

No idea what today’s plan is or the weekend..

 

He needs a large tire to flip. He’s competing for gold tomorrow in the Mississippi strong man contest. Good luck @shogun we are rooting for you.

 

Another one from the Brazilian snack box...fried egg flavored chips. Not my idea of breakfast.

 

Yeah ! The nerve !

 

Put those with the ham flavor ruffles and you got a good breakfast. I think they even made a sausage gravy flavor

 

Make room under the bus, here comes Ol Gun!