Where is everyone #5

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  1. Westbound23

    Westbound23 Road Train Member

    Edited. If I missed you apologies ahead of it


    Here in “Where is everyone #5” we don’t charge dues and the door is always open to come in or get out. ‘Round here we welcome about anyone

    One is “wore out” but he can throw a onion size of a cantaloupe and one is “exhausted 379” times but I hear he’s still breathing. Hell there’s even a “4mer Trucker” and he gives us good advice. We’re so special we got our own “Sawmill”


    “blairandgretchen” “rank” highly along side “Polecrusher” that drinks too much of what he calls “7-up”

    “Oxbow” and “LilBow” “Dwells40”pertnear Idaho

    “1951ford” is dodging tornados but a “Ruthless” one about got “BigBob410” Thankful he is ok. Meanwhile “Westbound23” ain’t lookin forward to “Hurricane69” season.

    “Grubby” “Tug Toy” and “SAR” kind of come and go as they please. They figured out something social media we heard it’s a new disease. But Tug Toy says First of all, my underwear are “special order only”! So he’s makin a killin truckin

    “Logan76” is busy “KillingTime” posting out west and talkin about being “Happiest I've been truckin' in a couple years.”

    “HumblePie” the Pontificator Hell I can barely spell that word much less know the meaning of it, well he plays rough with “MagnuMoose” and “jamespmack” but “ShooterK2” and “Rugerfan” bring in their peashooters and settle things down. Daily somebody’s gotta tell Moose “we’re glad you’re here”. Makes him feel real special.

    “Showguns” got CB’s coming out his ears dreaming about having a truck for each radio he owns

    We got a “Bear135” and I ain’t talkin about the PO-PO, but he’s been spotted peeking in windows. Oh and a “SuperHauler” whatever that is. He’s reel Tall and hairy, says he lost his razor back in the Bronze Age. I’m not very smart but I know that makes him older than most of us.

    We all got names we call ourselves. “Lydexis” , I think I heard he delivers lime in Dixie and a “rda2580” he’s an old bull rider from the rodeo he can’t spell so rad is rodeo to him. Don’t let them numbers fool yah. He was born 5/8/1920. They both still got me stumped. Probably from the DOT tryin to fool us. I called In OLDSKOOLERnWV to hollar ‘em all in but he’s busy puttin together springs off a 1935 tractor to fit his rig. Betcha by tomorrow his truck will be runnin. Then there’s “TallMike” I ain’t seenim but The Pontificator promises he’s 5’1” and “OldIron” he’s a double agent plowin’ the fields in the am and hauling after dark. Betcha his e-logs are cooking as good as the ‘Ole Flo cooks for some of these boys. We won’t talk about her on here

    That “OldIron” strong but he ain’t got arms like “Snowman_900” wew that ‘ole boy has muscles that don’t quit. We all tell the truth, maybe stretch it some. That “jamespmack” tellin us the other day he weighs pertnear 300 #. Well it must be a lot of muscle or his boots are full of lead. He swore it’s so.

    There’s a “BigCam9670” chasing a “johndeere4020” a “Peterbilt_2005” and an “IHTruckguy” but he’s too much of a “SlowpokeKW”

    “Rontonio” been busy pullin Cats all over with his Dal riding along. Hope he lets her go pee ‘cause “Wore out” and “Superhauler” always say they’re slow cause they let their hounds out to pee

    We got this “Czar_zero”guy we been tellin him to put a “+ in Czar.

    “Superhauler” lost his razor a million years ago that’s why he’s so hairy. Then they’re tellin “1951ford” to keep posting while he’s on vacation with the Missus. That’ll place him right in the dog house. We ain’t stupid. “Catalina Flyers” even taken them in his crop duster. See we all take care of each other. I gain weight just lookin at the food pics everyday.

    Then there’s “cke” he named himself after his checkup. They say he’s got a real good heart.

    Back in the early days we had us a “bullhaulerswife” throwing cautions but “no luck” paid her no mind nor $$

    Ole “Snowman_900” has the best attitude as we all are guilty of posting pics about him from near and far

    “TripleSix” and “OLDSKOOLERnEVA” keep us all grounded with their words of wisdom and heck thay ain’t even old. “stwik” is the oldest of all cause he drives about 9 Zillion miles a year

    ‘Round here we tell you about our families, maybe who’s a pain in the aaarrrse, but specially about our TRUCKS and SKILL sharing. Oh and pics of everything, the food we cook and eat, the people we see, and of course our work and OUR TRUCKS. We ain’t tryin to bore anyone and it gets hot in here at times. Round here we have fun. Like I said doors open if you don’t like us well as they say


    There’s The Door
     
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  3. 4mer trucker

    4mer trucker Road Train Member

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    That was too easy lol

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    It's much more of a challenge when U say it's a little South of here, go down by the little Store then West....no East, I was upside down....it's by the Dozer

    LMAO
     
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  4. Westbound23

    Westbound23 Road Train Member

    You need a good laugh but it’s funny because 99% of this video on marriage is the truth. Guys name is Sinbad. Search Sinbad marriage. It’s a great laugh and he’s clean
     
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  5. 4mer trucker

    4mer trucker Road Train Member

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    Awesome Westbound!!!
     
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  6. snowman_w900

    snowman_w900 Road Train Member

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    LOL boy hes playing the lottery with @4mer trucker and WON!!

    Uncle Pete was not so lucky tho
     
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  7. snowman_w900

    snowman_w900 Road Train Member

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    Hey, you think the administrator/ safety man will edit it or just fire you?
     
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  8. Crusader66

    Crusader66 Road Train Member

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    I've liked some of his stuff in the past, I'll check it out when I get a chance, thanks westbound.
     
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  9. Old Iron

    Old Iron Road Train Member

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    More money to be made truckin grain after the sun goes down. Lol.
     
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  10. OLDSKOOLERnWV

    OLDSKOOLERnWV Captain Redbeard

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    Slender....?!!! :eek::rolleyes::D:D I better go over hear where no one can hear me.....:D:D:p
     
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  11. Crusader66

    Crusader66 Road Train Member

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    Nice pic
     
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