Where is everyone #5

So you’re sayin you’re unstupider than the “smart” ones in the other parts of the forum?

Comparison duly noted, sir. I must warn you, however, that anything you say in the next few posts can and most assuredly will be used against you in the #5 thread by @Humblepie , @johndeere4020 , @4mer trucker , probably myself, and a host of other unstupid forum members.

 

Luckily for you, he's already had breakfast. But be careful if he pulls out a packet of butter when he looks at you. Might wanna move along smartly if that happens.

Don't let your wife call you Honey until he leaves.

 

Wow. We don’t have those around here. I’ve never seen one in real life.

 

You're misinterpreting what I said. I never claimed to be " unstupid ". I only claimed that I didn't have the entire supply of stupid in my possession.

Your Honor,
I move for a change of venue because of prejudicial influence on the jury here.

 

Woman mauled by black bear in Upshur County; dog killed in attack

 

I can sure as shootin' back up mooseman's claim here. No doubt about it!

 

I hear levees have started to break in Mizzery. Be safe and check your routes.

 

Whew ! Thank you. Shooter had me worried that I was getting rail roaded.

Is you is or is you ain't my constitchensy ?

 

Motion Denied due to Evidence to the contrary

Bang Gavel

 

Judge! I would like to enter into evidence that the defendant is a well known smart ###. And since his head is generally up his ###, he would be considered smart. Per state v. Peter Morse. Which was settled law in 1981.