Where is everyone #5

Pulling another all night flight?

 

Story time...

You know how I always tell stories of these batsh1T crazy women that take a liking to me? Well, this was one. She's not hiding from the camera, she's whispering to the waitress. I was sitting in the bar with another driver. We were playing cards after we ate (pool hall) and he saw a couple girls sitting at the bar. Well, he wanted to be a ladies' man. He invited them over to play cards. And I get this girl coming on to me. Nasty. Botox face and store bought boobs. Thing is, she developed the spare tire to balance the boobs out. The other girl wanted to know my zodiac sign. The other driver told her that stuff was fake. She got angry with him and wanted to talk to me. She wanted to know my sign. I told her that if that stuff were true and explains a person's personality, she should be able to tell me what my sign is. She got pissy with me too. IDGAF.

So, botox face started throwing out big hints that she's looking for a new sugar daddy and she don't mind being on her knees. She tells some story about being in medical school. I get a good laugh. She's working on her crackhouse degree. My buddy says to me, "We gotta get rid of them. They're streetwalkers." I tell him that this was educational.

"How so, Six?"

Bet you never do this again. Every girl in here saw you approach them and invite them over. You have no chance with any non streetwalker. Your name is mud in this bar.

 

Boy she’s all lit up for sure.

Did you add that row of clearance lights to the top of the sleeper? I’ve never seen it on a Pete.

 

That is the absolute truth.