Where is everyone #5

Socks??? Extravagance!

 

..... not quite how I pictured your response.... but the whole charade was funny. I'm glad you came out unscathed.


I'd have busted right into a friggin' song.
'Hello! Is it me you're looking for?!?'

 

Wait! I aint that kinda fella!

 

Pack your own fudge...... Nice...... Lmao.

 

If they hadn't been obvious hood rat punks I would have probably not done that. But they kept looking at each other to make sure they wanted to do this. And that was about 8 or 9 years ago. Now that everyone is packing I don't think that would have been my reaction nowadays.

 

What does a retard need to be happy?


Scooby Doo lunch box.

 

Hurry up and wait.

 

I was at the TA in Baytown at night, standing out front talking with a couple hands. Heard a woman cry for help. One driver acted like he wanted to go Captain Savahoe mode. I told him to stand his ground. The woman crying out for help lives underneath the bridge with at least 3 guys. She does this a couple times a week. I don't know if it's a game or a trap or what, but eventually, someone's going to get hurt.

 

Whistle while you work.
Whatever manner that entails.

That's all I've got.

Another favorite retort of mine, that this bit brought to mind:

Q: Why don't you go #### yourself?
A: Why don't you #### me, lazy ###?

 

Mine is "F@#& you very much" and walk away.