Where is everyone #5

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  1. Humblepie

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    Whoop whoop
     
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  3. PoleCrusher

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    @Humblepie was talking about being all hot and sweaty, reminded me of his wife the other night.
     
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  4. Humblepie

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    Gonna have to do better than that. With a name like pole crusher we know what side of the gate you swing on.
     
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  5. snowman_w900

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    SHOTS FIRED!
     
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  6. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    And you cry about your truck. You cried about Melton. What's worse is after switching companies, you even had the gall to put down other Melton drivers that you met.
    You cry about SPD, you cry about the ugly truck they gave you. You cry when you're hungry. You cry when you have to go home. You cry when you have to leave home. You snap to attention when your girlfriend speaks. But then you tell me that I'm in the wrong thread. Too funny. Here's the ladies' room
    https://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/forums/ladies-room.280/

    The Man talk was to a targeted audience. And no, women generally do not understand. If you attempt to explain to a woman why her husband and her son are banging heads what needs to happen and what she needs to do, she WILL NOT understand and she will try to get involved. Her getting involved will destroy the marriage and the family. You don't understand, but that's fine. They will blame it on toxic masculinity or something.

    I for one do not call young people "millenials." And having Dye Guardian in the ranks shot the whole millenial thing down the tubes. I thought that perhaps you would be like him...until you chose to look down your nose at a Melton driver not for anything he did, but because he drove for Melton. You had guys take you in, look out for you, when you were at Melton, but then you yourself snubbed a Melton driver when the name on your truck said SPD.

    I don't know what to say about that.
     
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  7. Grubby

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    Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
     
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  8. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Your mama is so ugly, when she smiles her face hurts.
     
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  9. Humblepie

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    Yo momma so poor, ducks throw bread at her
     
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  10. snowman_w900

    snowman_w900 Road Train Member

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    Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said "I GOT THE POWER!! "
     
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  11. Grubby

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    Yo momma so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

    GD Pie, see what in hell ya started? o_O
     
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