Where is everyone #5

4mer trucker · Jul 1, 2019

rank said: ↑

Lancaster, PA tomorrow God willing and the creek don’t rise
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The Creeks ain't rising til about the 4pm hour ( 40% chance)

Rocks · Jul 1, 2019

TripleSix said: ↑

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Let me tell you of the 4 Drivers of the Asphalt.

I was guided by the spirit into the corn belt and I heard a voice over the radio that said, "Come on." And look there was a driver, big and powerful, coming out of Ohio. And his rig was a Monster. And he was given the power to crush mountains. And snowflakes would melt every time he started his rig.

I heard a voice from the west that compelled me southward. And I found myself standing on i-40. And an angel asked me what it was that I was looking for. And the angel cried, "He's about to put the hammer down!" And smoke arose from deep in the earth, and the ground opened up, and a Peterbilt came out of the ground, blowing coal, flying down I-40 without touching the ground. And the driver at the wheel was called Cooter, and he was the last of the lawless. And the road burned as he flew across the earth.

After these things, I saw a peculiar thing, a bunch of DOT cops buzzing like flies. They were all over the place. In their mist was a heavy hauler. The heavy hauler looked at me and said, "I'm glad you're here." That was a mystery, because I couldn't tell if he was being sincere or being sarcastic. And many books were open and many sources were quoted and many hated the heavy hauler who was glad they were there. And the rock masses feared the driver that lived in the mass of DOT flies.

And I was taken to the land of Terror, where drivers fear to go. And from an island came a driver named Ruthless. And Ruthless ruled as king in Terror, and he threw a feast lasting for 8760 days, a day for an hour, an hour for a day.
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Awesome!!

4mer trucker · Jul 1, 2019

sawmill said: ↑

You ain't lived til you had a rangy 6 weight try to pile you up in the corner of the trailer.
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Had one ornery Go Go Girl play that Game one time but that's not the same deal

stwik · Jul 1, 2019

Lysdexis said: ↑

So how long yee been waiting to whip that one out?
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A good week or more. Been waiting when I can use that picture.

Rank and you set it up perfectly. Much obliged.

stwik · Jul 1, 2019

sawmill said: ↑

You ain't lived til you had a rangy 6 weight try to pile you up in the corner of the trailer.
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I’m just fine, thank you.

Ever chase ourself around a dock with a pallet jack? I tell you what! Bout knock myself through the trailer wall!

rank · Jul 1, 2019

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TripleSix said: ↑

(long post)

Let me tell you of the 4 Drivers of the Asphalt.

I was guided by the spirit into the corn belt and I heard a voice over the radio that said, "Come on." And look there was a driver, big and powerful, coming out of Ohio. And his rig was a Monster. And he was given the power to crush mountains. And snowflakes would melt every time he started his rig.

I heard a voice from the west that compelled me southward. And I found myself standing on i-40. And an angel asked me what it was that I was looking for. And the angel cried, "He's about to put the hammer down!" And smoke arose from deep in the earth, and the ground opened up, and a Peterbilt came out of the ground, blowing coal, flying down I-40 without touching the ground. And the driver at the wheel was called Cooter, and he was the last of the lawless. And the road burned as he flew across the earth.

After these things, I saw a peculiar thing, a bunch of DOT cops buzzing like flies. They were all over the place. In their mist was a heavy hauler. The heavy hauler looked at me and said, "I'm glad you're here." That was a mystery, because I couldn't tell if he was being sincere or being sarcastic. And many books were open and many sources were quoted and many hated the heavy hauler who was glad they were there. And the rock masses feared the driver that lived in the mass of DOT flies.

And I was taken to the land of Terror, where drivers fear to go. And from an island came a driver named Ruthless. And Ruthless ruled as king in Terror, and he threw a feast lasting for 8760 days, a day for an hour, an hour for a day.
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What the......I fear I have just glimpsed literary greatness but am too dumb to know the reason why.

rank · Jul 1, 2019

4mer trucker said: ↑

The Creeks ain't rising til about the 4pm hour ( 40% chance)
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If all goes according to Hoyle I will have done my part and I’ll be gettin light about then

sawmill · Jul 1, 2019

TripleSix said: ↑

(long post)

Let me tell you of the 4 Drivers of the Asphalt.

I was guided by the spirit into the corn belt and I heard a voice over the radio that said, "Come on." And look there was a driver, big and powerful, coming out of Ohio. And his rig was a Monster. And he was given the power to crush mountains. And snowflakes would melt every time he started his rig.

I heard a voice from the west that compelled me southward. And I found myself standing on i-40. And an angel asked me what it was that I was looking for. And the angel cried, "He's about to put the hammer down!" And smoke arose from deep in the earth, and the ground opened up, and a Peterbilt came out of the ground, blowing coal, flying down I-40 without touching the ground. And the driver at the wheel was called Cooter, and he was the last of the lawless. And the road burned as he flew across the earth.

After these things, I saw a peculiar thing, a bunch of DOT cops buzzing like flies. They were all over the place. In their mist was a heavy hauler. The heavy hauler looked at me and said, "I'm glad you're here." That was a mystery, because I couldn't tell if he was being sincere or being sarcastic. And many books were open and many sources were quoted and many hated the heavy hauler who was glad they were there. And the rock masses feared the driver that lived in the mass of DOT flies.

And I was taken to the land of Terror, where drivers fear to go. And from an island came a driver named Ruthless. And Ruthless ruled as king in Terror, and he threw a feast lasting for 8760 days, a day for an hour, an hour for a day.
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That all sounds like a travel brochure for a great place to go

rank · Jul 1, 2019

MagnumaMoose said: ↑

Poor Brazilian gal ain't NEVER gonna figure that one out. ...... But if she does, I hope she lets me in on the interpretation, 'cause I ain't sure if I got more than 70 % myself.
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I’m thinking a 4 Yorkshiremen of the apocalypse theme

Rocks · Jul 1, 2019

MagnumaMoose said: ↑

Poor Brazilian gal ain't NEVER gonna figure that one out. ...... But if she does, I hope she lets me in on the interpretation, 'cause I ain't sure if I got more than 70 % myself.
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That is up to each one's interpretation/ imagination... I found it very poetical, kinda intense, beautiful, scary, even romantic... very imaginative for sure with powerful colorful amazing images like in a dream... It really caught my attention... Great reading!

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