Where is everyone #5
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Fostoria Doors by Grubby
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A bad man gets hit by a car and goes to Hell.
He is greeted by the Devil standing in front of three doors. The Devil says, “Today is your lucky day. I’m gonna give you a chance to get out of Hell. You have but 3 tasks to complete.”
“Behind the first door is a 1 gallon jug of Jack Daniels. You have to drain it in 1 drink.”
“Behind door two is a 600 lb bear with a sore tooth. You have to pull the tooth out.”
“Behind the third door is a nymphomaniac. When you’ve completely satisfied her, you can leave.”
The guy figures it’s wort a shot and goes into the first door an downs the whole jug. He goes through the 2nd door, shuts it. The most horrible commotion can be heard for about 15 minutes. And then silence. 20 minutes later, the guy comes out cut to shreds, clothes ripped.
Finally, he manages to say, “Okay, where’s that girl with the sore tooth...? -
Well it aint right, swat keeps knocking it down. If your selling meth dont have a nice house guys. Do it from your pards house.
Yo @snowman_w900 Your getting some packages. Dont open them, Timmy Ray will be buy to pick them up.
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Reba looks good for her age, IMHO.
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