Where is everyone #5

GD Showoff!

 

Dangit it matches when ya OPEN the door, dont it?

 

Jesus...

 

That happens when she gets drunk... but Lulu dont complain atall!

 

Man I wish I could still hear that fella! Chivilay Coopay inda middleof thehighway!

 

I told yall bout the time I had a job in the pharmacy for a whole day, right? Yeah... it was goin great till that effin ol lady came in an asked me bout Viagra... she sez "Can you get it over the counter young man?" Well I shot back "Yes I can Ma'am, but only if I take TWO!"

FIRED!

Hell it werent no fun anyways tryin to teach them old biddies what that nozzle is for what comes in a tube of Preparation H...

 

Fork yall, Im goin back to bed!

 

Ugh got up late. But at least I got to wake up next to this outlaw parking next to me. It's an old 83 w900 A. Brand new again with a 350 big cam hauling grain.

 

I drive truck, break arms, and eat lobster sandwiches. It’s what I love to do, it’s what I do best.

 

Boy ain't that some truth telling right there.

Spend 20 yrs being told, "You're special", "You deserve the best", "You can be anything you want", "You're the most talented * ever", "You're the brightest and smartest ever", "You're a star"...

Then they get out in the world and it tells them something different and they can't handle it.