Where is everyone #5

On a positive, we are taking little girl to Grandma's house cause we have no limit beans to haul for a respectable customer for a few days at least. Those are the kinda customer you take care of. Small operation that's like family and pays invoice on time everytime. So when has acceptable become a surprise to find in trucking?

 

Same here lol....

 

I agree, just felt like I stooped to their level because my language is not the greatest. I sure as heck try my best around kid, elderly, strangers, no matter who's kids they are. But once this re------tard is out of the box, it's hard to put him back.

 

I imagine that is how @superhauler Monster feels like.

 

No. Shannon was smoking hot. But the more she talked, the more nutjob you realize she is.

Met her at Grandma’s across from the Iowa80 (killer food). Walked to the bar in the back and there she was. Mid 30s, killer bod, long dark hair. Wow! Smoking a cigarette. I don’t care, I wasn’t there to hook up, I’m there for the food and the adult beverages.

“Wow! Nice hat!”

Aww, could you tell me how beautiful my eyes are too?

“LOL! I wish my boyfriend was like you, but all he wants to do is bishe at me. Bishe bishe bishe. If he didn’t have a 23 inch neck, I’d strangle him.”

I walk inside. There’s this hulking guy sitting at the bar, and a regular looking guy on the corner. I sit a couple spots to the right of the guy at the corner. Shannon walks in and sits to the left of hulk. She and the corner guy get into a conversation about some football coach that’s making his players work out on free weights only. Shannon is deaf in 1 ear and she comes over next to me in order to hear.
Soon, she starts telling me about her and the hulk’s relationship, and how she now realized that it won’t work.

(Ummmm, Six...why is she telling you this stuff? You were talking about weight training.)

She’s deaf in 1 ear, bipolar, has seizures left and right and been dating the hulk on and off 5 years. Even if you took the hulk out of the equation, it still didn’t sound good. Shannon then excused herself and went to the restroom.

“Sir”, a nervous looking waitress says, “I was instructed to give you this” (the note from Shannon). She then turns and quickly walks away

Hey waitaminute!

Waitress vanishes. I don’t even read it. I know what it says. Shannon returns and takes her seat next to the hulk. 30 minutes later, hulk gets up to leave. Shannon walks over to me to say some parting word. Hulk gets pissed and starts yelling.

“Let’s go! LETS GO! LETS GOOOOOO! Hulk smash!”

You in trouble?

“Him? He’s harmless. I’ll be fine.”

You should go.

When they leave, the female barkeep and two waitresses come over. Barkeep is laughing.

“You get your love letter?”

Funny. Thanks a lot.

“You do know that she’s crazy?” And the waitresses talk about her Kung ## ritual in the bathroom. Scared the hell out of the youngest waitress.

 

Morning Men.....

 

Breaking News reported by Bloomberg. China has indicated that they are Not retaliating against the latest tariffs from the US immediately.
Instead they have announced that " China has ample means for retaliation, but thinks the question that should be discussed now is about removing the new tariffs to prevent escalation of the trade war. China is lodging solemn representations with the US on the matter. " Gao Feng , Ministry of Commerce spokesman told reporters in Beijing on Thursday.

"Escalation of the trade war won't benefit China, nor the US, nor the world.
The most important thing is to create the necessary conditions for continuing negotiations. "

 

Ok, now I can't help but wonder why I want to celebrate the news by going out and playing 18 holes of Gao Feng ?
I mean I don't even like golf.
I guess I've lived here in the Golfing Capital of the World too long ?
Used to be 100 golf courses here in one County. There's still over 80.
That's a lot of Gao Feng.
What ?
Why are you looking at me like that ?
You knew I had to make that joke before @shogun beat me to it.
Especially since it's oriental humor.
Y'all know how he is.

Good morning y'all !

 

They probably already thought of that and have bids out.

Cracks me up when I get loads out of south GA. You know what Claxton GA is known for? Used to be fruitcakes. Nowadays I think the professional prison services are competing with the chicken plants for #1. Last time thru there, I think there were more prisons than pawn shops and trailer parks.