Why does loves sell midevil combat armor?

That's quite a bit of armor for one advance on the paycheck.

"Sorry you can't buy milk for the kids this week, Honey, but I got an awesome deal on my broadsword!"

 

Menards usually has an 11 percent rebate you have to mail in.
I hate Menards because of that rebate.

 

Tell the manager you are offended by the mideval sex toys on display.

 

They sell tools to break into trucks and siphon diesel. Why not armor.

 

Look at the clientele loves attracts ...I'm surprised they don't sell bomb building kits .
Anything for buck .

 

Loves knows their clientele.

 

lol^^^^
The clients that would be interested in the bomb building kits refuse to pay / don't have the money for the sticker price for a bomb building kit

 

That driver with the cape needs a dog in armor that can jump.